i'm broke as a joke

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.

'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'

by Jelly-Fish December 1, 2013

a jimmy

someone who is just inbetween ugly and cute . used to describe someone who you just don't know how to describe them without sounding mean .

" omg ; did you see that kid? he was a jimmy ! "

by pokerplayer2222 March 29, 2007

a joey

if you do "a joey" it means to get out your penis out regularly, attempting to entertain other people. Most commonly done on webcam.

f*cking hell kemp did a joey last night!

by Broomy November 9, 2008

A Jay and Silent Bob

someone who supplys you with weed, or anykind of supplement of that nature.

lets go hit up a jay and silent bob OR im lookin for a jay and silent bob do you know where i can find one? OR do you know if jay and silent bob are at the quick stop?

by The Drew-Ski December 21, 2010

a julie.

Hot, Attractive, Sexy, Funny and a bit nutty with a touch of crazy, Easy going and laid back but motivated and independent.

Most Julies inspire to self improvement and reflect on their every day life to ensure that their future is easier.

Most Julies are informally a Scorpio Zodiac sign giving affection and great loyalty towards their partners, who tend to be Virgos.

A Julie would have led a crazy teenage life and still has some adolescent traits in her current life but at the same time is very satisfied about who they are.

To call someone "A Julie" is regarded in parts of Scotland (UK) as a compliment.

This stems from the Ali G based movie where the girl who was very attracted was named "Mee Julie" thus leading to the term "A Julie" being spoke of in a high manner.

That girl is a Julie.

Check those bloody Julies out.

This Noodle is so Julie.

by Nytram October 27, 2013

A Jamie

When too much air builds up from insertion of the penis or cloggage of the vagina causing hiccups

During intercourse, Rich caused cloggage and Sally pulled A Jamie

by Metro johns April 11, 2015

A Jake

Pulling a Jake is when you shoot the shot ball or the 8 ball in a hole on accident when playing pool (8ball)

Dammit I pulled a Jake, you won!

by Mr Dicc May 18, 2019