touchy-feely

Very emotionally open. A touchy feely person wants to share their thoughts and emotions and have others share theirs. Touchy feeling information is too personal, sensitive, reflective, sentimental. Sometimes referring to religious content/ideas. Typically referring to something negatively.

I quit hanging out with Sharon after her near death experience, because everything she said was so touchy-feely.

touchy-feely by oblivion jones January 12, 2011

Touchception 

When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.

ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"

Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"

Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"

Touchception by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012

Tonch 

n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.

Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.

Tonch by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016

touching cloth 

when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.

-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.

touching cloth by gallipoli December 12, 2004

Touche my dinker 

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

Touche my dinker by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

Touchfest 

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.

"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"

Touchfest by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010

toucher club 

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

toucher club by Shoogy November 9, 2015