Mystery Nut

When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.

"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."

by Noir March 17, 2018

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac August 19, 2015

Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on

Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..

by DaddySaddle August 02, 2020

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."

Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"

by The Bophadese Nuts Guy April 12, 2018