VAMPSHIRE NUT

VERB:

When your sexual Vampire bite's down on your jugular for the last time, you draw near and approach your final climax and end in the eternal nut. P.s Best done by a gobby

Setting: Afterlife

Tony appears in a puff of smoke

Geregory Von Hilmshire: "WTF Tony, how did you get here."

Tony: "I did it Bro. I did the Vampshire NUT!"

by Vampshire June 30, 2022

Nut drag

To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.

If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.

by Lenny the Fish September 21, 2016

bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels

Tommys dick taste like bagel nut

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017

solo nut

An act of ejaculating by yourself without the help of other people (or animals)

I just performed my first solo nut because my mom threw away my hard drive that had 1 terabyte of porn.

by kidboiboikid March 5, 2020

Nut dust

Nut dust is dust/dead skin/or glitter coming from the nuts/balls

Ew wtf he got nut dust all in my face!

by Gremlin1 July 16, 2020

nutting up

"Going crazy" or "manning up"

I'm was so mad, I was nutting up in there!
Why don't you try nutting up and ask her to the dance?

by Melhon96 April 18, 2016

Vape-Nut

An instance where you constantly vape nicotine while jacking off, to the point that you orgasm without even feeling it.

“I accidentally did a vape-nut man.”

by Cyrus Fagle February 5, 2020