Taint Tipper 

taint tipper. Also: taint-tipper, taint-tippers.

When one poops so long that the feces curls up the back side of the toilet. When pinched off, the poo cannot support its own hefty weight and thus isn't able to stand straight up. The poo will slowly tilt towards the person sitting on the toilet, and his dangling testes, resulting in some of his own enormous swaying poo brushing against his scrotum.

I let a taint tipper loose on my toilet this morning and I had to wipe off the underside of my balls afterward.

Taint Tipper by shiftyeyedgoat March 16, 2010

hat tipping 

There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.

Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"

Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"

Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."

Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."

hat tipping by Founding Father November 11, 2012

tipjob 

A really sad attempt at a handjob, where the girl actually only strokes the first inch or two (just the tip, hence "tipjob"). Often doesn't even result in ejaculation.

"I brought this girl back to my room, and all she did was make out with me for 2 hours and give me a tipjob."

tipjob by gotrocks? September 5, 2011

Tipi Creeper 

Tipi Creeper (noun) or Tipi Creeping (verb) – An indigenous North American colloquialism and euphemism widely used throughout Indian Country to describe a floozy, a promiscuous lady or man of the evening who travels to and from tipis and tents, most often at powwows, seeking a random sexual partner.

I think she's just a tipi creeper because after we had sex she never called me back.

I was tipi creeping last night after the powwow and met this hot Navajo chick with a phat booty.

Tipi Creeper by First Nation Fool January 8, 2012

Frosted Tips 

A fad from the 90's that everyone now denies (similar to AIDS)

Man Magic is so lucky he didnt get AIDS or frosted tips

Frosted Tips by Balla that Hollas September 13, 2012

tiptalk 

When a waiter or waitress who has been rude through most of a meal, suddenly becomes friendly just before bringing the check.

Gabrielle: Did you notice how sweetly the waitress asked if we liked our dessert? Maybe she's not such a bitch.

Christy: Don't be fooled, that was just tiptalk.

tiptalk by Christy Coleman/Gabrielle Mitchell-Marell August 26, 2007

Tippy Toes 

1: To stand on the tips of your toes and walk as a notion of stealth

2: to "Get Some"

3: A Term for someone who dances well

4: A word in which there is no cool way to say

1: Sam Fisher was on his tippy toes on his latest mission

2: She gives me all the Tippy Toes I Need

3: Look at that tippy toes. Fuck ballet

4:
Christian Mu: I'm a big biker and I had to tippy toe my way past the cop

Alex Johnson: That was an incredibly gay word

Tippy Toes by Christian Mu March 7, 2008