phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

phone spooning by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012

Pillow Spooning 

The act of spooning with a girl that you want to have sex with. Instead of having sex you try and fight the urge by placing a pillow between you two. It is also called the S&L!

"Last night, I hecka wanted to bang this chick and all we ended up doing was pillow spooning till like 6 am"

Pillow Spooning by Keith the nice hotel worker May 3, 2014

Soon

The word that one “friend” uses before spending 5 whole African lifetimes to eat their dinner

Jack: ight imma be back soon I’m going to eat

Soon by 7mil in my basement January 4, 2021

APO soon 

something that will happen in the next few years or never

we'll hear from her APO soon!

APO soon by Dean Oren September 26, 2006

spoonfed and bred 

someone who is in sales that couldn't make a sale on their own if they tried. They require the expertise of a sales professional.

Dude , you're so spoonfed and bred you couldn't sell that car if someone handed you the deal!

spoonfed and bred by the dutchman 3 February 17, 2010

Spooniosis 

Refers to a young child that uses dirty spoons on any part of their body other, than there mouth. This occurs especially after the child has been warned multiple times not to do so.

Symptoms include fever, flushed and/or pale skin and in some extreme case a red and blistered behind.

Parents suspecting that their child has this disease should restrain the child from having any kind of fun and/or doing any extraneous activities.

WARNING: If the child does have fun they could lose use of body part that was touched with the spoon.

DO NOT put that spoon on your foot, you will catch Spooniosis!

Spooniosis by Dr.Spooner May 9, 2014

Spoonbomb 

When you spoon in behind your lover, and he farts on you.

When he ate that cheese before bed, I knew a spoonbomb would be likely if we snuggled in the middle of the night.

Spoonbomb by Botany Babe September 23, 2016