Goofy Smokes 

Cigarettes that are not pre-rolled. They come in a pouch and have papers included. Some name brands are Top, Drum, and Bugler.

Hey Smitty, roll me up one of those Goofy Smokes.

Goofy Smokes by smittydb April 28, 2006

swift smoke 

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

swift smoke by Recko July 30, 2008

Scrote smoker

A complete idiot. Or can also be used to insult your "friend" who you actually think is a dumbass.

"See you later Billy."

"God damn he is such a scrote smoker."

Scrote smoker by ciddoxxavius January 7, 2008

danger smoke 

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.

Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!

danger smoke by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009

Shit Smoke 

The stream of hot air that comes out of your ass after taking a reasonably sized shit. Not to be confused with a Fart.

"Dude i just took a huge shit..uh-oh..here comes the shit smoke!

Shit Smoke by D-T Slim March 1, 2010

bacon beefy smokecheesy 

Used to describe something that is "the bomb" or completely amazing. A very endearing phrase.

Zeef you are definitely the bacon beefy smokecheesy!

bacon beefy smokecheesy by Eric.... October 2, 2008

smokegina

When a woman smokes out of her vagina

1) My mom smokeginaed last night

smokegina by Kevin clark December 23, 2007