slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.

damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.

by target reject December 6, 2010

Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016

slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

by bobso February 21, 2008

salad soup

when a restaurant puts so much dressing on your salad you could eat it with a spoon.

I always ask for dressing on the side there, past the first layer of lettuce its just salad soup.

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

Sagamore

Sachem school that is fucked over by kids that wear Thrasher but don’t skate. And they are all fucking normies. Kids juul in the godamn bathrooms and get told on. They get in fights but are too pussy to get physical. It’s overcrowded since the waverly and sacoya kids flowed in. And some of the teachers are one of the most sexist people I’ve ever met. Also, the kids are basketball nerds. All I hear in school are kids screaming “ AAAND OONE!” In the halls. Did I mention that the kids like to date. Sagamore= HELL

Person A: Wanna come to my house after I leave Sagamore.

Person B: Sure I’ll bring my speaker and we can play rap music and basketball in your driveway

by FlurpMan May 29, 2018

Naked Salad

A salad with nothing but lettuce in it.

When the lady asked if I wanted soup or salad I said, "I would like a naked salad please".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007