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A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
by weeksfree February 9, 2010
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So hot right now

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Saying someone is ridiculously goodlooking, that you cannot believe the high ranking on the attractivness scale this person/item/song/etc has been able to achieve.
by Punani August 5, 2004
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kill me now

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The great urge to just be taken out of your misery....at this direct instint
watch my children while i never come back...can you just...kill me now?
by Pa-Chinkoo August 20, 2011
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So now you care!

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The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
by Nidamric July 15, 2008
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Dow now now

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Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.
1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"
by Bl@kes March 23, 2007
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Don Nowak’d

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When a man walks into the room and everyone thinks it’s Ted Danson, but it’s not.
John: Hey Mike, Ted Danson is here.

Mike: No John, that’s just uncle Donald.

John: Oh man, he Don Nowak’d us again!
by Malibuheat May 19, 2018
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that one ad you keep seeing on this website

i bet it's on your screen right now
MOST ADDICTIVE GAME PLAY NOW !!!!!!!!111!
by x_flvffy_x October 17, 2021
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