do what now? 

common response, said very quickly as if it were one word, to any question or statement that comes across as incoherent.

"hey, did you take the yeah for a few?"
"dowhatnow?"

do what now? by heterodox March 3, 2005

now

A never ending series of crappy music. I think we're up to Now 57...I'm serious do a google search for Now 57 cd.

Now 57?! When will the fucking madness end?!

now by TekNo May 2, 2004

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.

(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

I am so gay for you right now by weeksfree February 9, 2010

So hot right now 

Saying someone is ridiculously goodlooking, that you cannot believe the high ranking on the attractivness scale this person/item/song/etc has been able to achieve.

Sean Capri is so hot right now!

So hot right now by Punani August 5, 2004

kill me now 

The great urge to just be taken out of your misery....at this direct instint

watch my children while i never come back...can you just...kill me now?

kill me now by Pa-Chinkoo August 20, 2011

So now you care! 

The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.

"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"

Guy's version:

"Hey dude. What's up?"

"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"

"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."

So now you care! by Nidamric July 15, 2008

Dow now now 

Spoken lyrically and with an emphasis on the 2nd 'now' i.e Dow-now-noooooowwwwwwww, this is used when someone is being a stupid fucking nob head. The person it is directed at is unaware that you are using an alternative method of implicating that they are, in fact, a complete fucking tool of the highest order.

1. Two collegues, who are familiar with terminology, are in a meeting with co-workers. One of the co-workers is speaking and is talking shit. Enter...
"Dow-now-noooowwwww".

2. John "I'm the best at snurgling rumpter boxes"
Richard "Dow now now"

Dow now now by Bl@kes March 23, 2007