Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.

“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”

by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018

hamster nuts

Massive fat large gigantic hamster cock

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge

by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.

Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!

by GangW33d September 23, 2018

Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."

Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"

by The Bophadese Nuts Guy April 12, 2018

Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on

Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..

by DaddySaddle August 02, 2020

Shotgun nut

When you bust a nut in 20 different directions and it makes a hard clean up.

Fred did you just shotgun nut because now I think I'm pregnant.

by Buckaroo728 November 04, 2018