crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.

Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.

by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007

crumily

Used to describe the complete disappointment in something or someone.

sam: I couldn't skate today cuz it was raining

john: Dude, thats really crumily.

by shaguna August 31, 2007

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

crumblephilia

the act of engaging in sexual relations with crumbling objects.

"Alicia! Stop having crumblephilia with that cookie!"

by black_siren November 20, 2007

crumilicious

its one of those things that decribes a person from head to toe and makes you want to eat someones fucking crum.

damn yo. nicolette looked mad crumilicious yesturday.. but did you see taylor!!!?? oh shit she was like fo real.fo real real crumilicious

by Z-con March 27, 2008

Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008

crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.

"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"

by professor crums January 13, 2009