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small-town cops

n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.
Small-town cops are the biggest jerk-offs you'll ever want to meet...and they're all losers.
by sapd August 14, 2012
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Octo-Copter

The news helicopters that fly 24/7 around the home of the infamous "Octo-Mom" in La Habra ,CA.
Aaron was unable to sleep last night; the octo-copters were circling the home of Octo-Mom all night long.
by XSHEENX March 18, 2009
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coptang

An outdoor deposit of dog faeces which has been left to mature untouched, long enough for it to turn white. Rumoured to possess magical qualities.
Dude, come quick, I found a coptang behind the shed! Let's pray to it!
by Elliot Hope March 5, 2008
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Copey

Another term for the danish crown (currency/DKK)

It is the currency of Denmark - a European country that is proud enough to maintain its own currency, instead of riding the unstable Euro train.
I swapped my Euros for the Copey!
by RaSiS February 7, 2010
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copyright

Will: Hey these new uptowns I ordered online are fake.

George: Where did u order them from??

Will: Beijing

George: Figures...
by Reggaetonist October 22, 2004
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Copasetic

Everything is copasetic.
by pacman February 8, 2003
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copyright

a lame excuse to rake in as much cash as one can, while keeping the others at bay
yo dude, if you break the copyright law and burn that cd, Metalica will not be able to afford that other beachhouse they've always wanted!
by earlgrey January 23, 2004
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