Cat Abuser 

Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.

Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.

Person 1 "I toture my cats daily!"
Person 2 "You...You....YOU CAT ABUSER!!!"

Cat Abuser by CarterSmith September 13, 2023

cat o' nine tails

A whip, usually leather, with nine tails. A variation on the Egyptian flail. Hurts a lot. Often used in bondage.

Sometimes, my lover ties me to the bed and uses the cat o' nine tails on me.

cat o' nine tails by naughty kitten August 7, 2004

Cat kane 

emo girl who tries to be prep but on the inside shes crawling down in her black abyss. takes in the bum bum

You see that girl? Yea she's a Cat Kane

Cat kane by Zack Allen June 11, 2006

Cat Fisting 

The act of putting your arm in a swamp in the hopes of attracting a catfish to attach itself to your fist so that you can later eat it (usually performed by rednecks) after performing this act it is not unusual for the participant's hands to be bloodied

Jim- Why is your arm so scratched up?
Jeff- I was cat fisting.

Cat Fisting by Landon Morehead December 17, 2008

cat status 

Someone who is very annoying, confusing, or uncomprehendable. They may also consider themselves to be unhuman; in fact, they may consider themselves of the cat species. They may be caught meowing to themselves, scratching on doors, or lapping milk.

Q: "Why is that girl playing video games and meowing while I'm trying to write my paper?"
A: "She's approaching cat status."

"I'm just going to go in my room now, close the door and lock it."
*scratch... meow...*
"Oh Gosh, she's at my door... CAT STATUS!"

"You're being SO annoying! You're at cat status."

cat status by MeowMix110 January 29, 2009

cat facts 

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.

1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.

cat facts by just a random british girl July 25, 2016

cat chaser

Someone who chases after girls, and get friendzoned

Yo Nate is such a cat chaser

cat chaser by anonymous June 2, 2018