Grouponing the numbers 

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.

Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

Grouponing the numbers by The Rob Show July 14, 2011

nail your numbers 

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

nail your numbers by Uncle Dimma October 27, 2015

pussy doing numbers 

Countless sex partners

That pussy doing numbers slow down.

pussy doing numbers by Ree3 February 1, 2017

Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

Woke by numbers by eruboner September 17, 2018

Nubbert 

A word branching off of "noobert" which means to be a noob. But this word is more insulting to those who are gamers. or people that just suck in general.

Blankskater is such a nubbert.

I hate nubberts.

Nubbert by Patrick Gnar March 16, 2009

Nimber 

Kenyata's Way of Saying Number

"We are on Nimber 2"..>Wtf?....Nimber?

Nimber by Chris JustChrisNotChristopher June 16, 2010

Numbners 

When you sit on your hand so long it goes numb and you jerk off with it so it feels like its not your hand.

Mark sits on his hand for over an hour while watching porn to really get the numbners going.

Numbners by stakjoy April 27, 2011