jammy666

To have absolutely no luck whilst playing poker, despite being the best player in the game.

To only be dealt cards of low value whilst all other players are continually dealt premium hands.

I won the game , but only because of my outstanding play ! I had cards like Jammy666 the whole game !

jammy666 by pokerboss May 20, 2009

Jimmypoo 

Literal translation - Dick shit.

The phrase a female of hate uses, in her hegelian supremist nasty and satanic antithesis, to define a male of inifinitely superior qualities than herself. The term is often used in an attempt to steal money from this male through her fiction.

Will you buy me a sweater, please? Pretty please, Jimmypoo?

Jimmypoo by kroovyandcal July 17, 2009

jammy party 

Having a party dressed in Pyjamas.
Allso refered to as "jammy's"
Often takes place on a plane from Norway to San Diego, or in San Diego itself.

Yo dood we havin a jammy party on the plane to San Diego, it's gonna be me Elise and Silje there, probz som more doods, why dontya come?

jammy party by Figzyy May 16, 2014

Jimmy 

Has a very small dick, giant ears, and is a grass fairy(A tryhard at soccer) but somehow still gets bitches

Girl: I saw his dick and I was like he is such a Jimmy

Jimmy by Big Daddy Kee November 6, 2016

Jimmy-Dean

When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.

Friend, "How was last night bitch"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"

Jimmy-Dean by 🦎🦎🦎 December 18, 2016

The Jimmy 

When a guy squeezes your ass while wanking because he can't finish the job

"Hey liz I can't finish" "no problems just do the jimmy"

The Jimmy by Sammyghee March 29, 2017

jimmy neutron 

to give brains a.k.a. HEAD.

man i met this girl and she gave me the jimmy neutron in the back of tha nissan.

jimmy neutron by antwine July 17, 2007