When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.
Friend, "How was last night bitch"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"
by 🦎🦎🦎 December 19, 2016
Used in place of ATM or Ass to Mouth for anal sex followed by oral. In other words, "brown and serve".
by Narfle T. Garthok February 22, 2009
A form of food foreplay performed by scrambling enough eggs to fill a girls panties before putting a breakfast sausage in her twat. A compelling breakfast as you are able to do a body shot of maple syrup before eating your way through the eggs to the sausage.
by OneCentWonder October 18, 2019
A pile of shit that has been rolled into a round disc and frozen. The Jimmy Dean is then typically placed in an open car window or under a door.
Bro 1: "Bro, that stupid prof gave me a C!"
Bro 2: "Bro, you should totally slip a Jimmy Dean in his car!"
Bro 2: "Bro, you should totally slip a Jimmy Dean in his car!"
by theminiondotcom March 22, 2016
When you take a shit and shave your balls at the same time and your hair sticks to your shit and looks like a porcupine.
by Matt Time July 11, 2008
To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.
by CPTJoe October 17, 2007
verb, a back-formation from the sausage introduced by former country-western musician Jimmy Dean;denotes a celebrity leaving the entertainment business to produce commerical products. Will someday be applied to Kid Rock, Eminem, and Al Sharpton.
by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006