Jacob

A simp

Yo that dude Jacob is such a simp for Katherine

by Bigpeenluis February 4, 2020

JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a wierd but funny person he is probably a shy but nice and outgoing guy and he probably really good at games Lul he prolly has a lot of friends and probably has orange hair or red lol

Jacob: wanna hear a joke
Girl: yeah sure
Jacob: Are u a parking ticket
Girl: No why
Jacob:Cause u got fine written all over you

Girl: HA your soo funny ily

by Dexter montes May 21, 2020

jacob

another word for ‘hot’ and ‘dick’

omg jacob is so hot but hes a dick

by ilikeass77 June 5, 2020

Jacob

THE FATTEST SIMP EVER JACOB SMIthoroonie

JACOB was all around the girls yesterday JOCOB SMITHOROONIE

by SUperSeTh123987 November 1, 2020

Jacob Lukasik

Cool skater, rapper, director, producer, editor, and musician.

Co. founder of HIGHLARIOUS productions

Girl 1: wow is that jacob lukasik?
Girl 2: yeah

by 123674 January 24, 2022

the Jacob/Edward tan

When a person is tanned on one side of their body, but not on the other.

The trend was created by accident by lead guitarist in McFly, Tom Fletcher, when he mentioned on Twitter that he had accidentally tanned one side of his body and not the other.

Person 1: Oh, I've tanned so badly!

Person 2: You've got the Jacob/Edward tan.

by donttaptheglass August 17, 2013