That's a clown question, bro.

1. An utterance emitted by Washington Nationals rookie phenom Bryce Harper, June 12, 2012, to a Toronto reporter press conference who asked if Harper was going to take advantage of Canada's legal drinking age after his home run in a win over the Blue Jays and if so what his preferred brand of beer would be.

2. A phrase used to express dissatisfaction with a particular line of inquiry.

"Have you stopped beating your wife?"

"What the-----? That's a clown question, bro."

That's a clown question, bro. by Baseball1234567890 December 18, 2012

mad clown 

adv: 1- to become irate
2- to become psychotic
3- without holding back

i'm going mad clown on that bottle of barton's vodka tonight.

mad clown by d-man December 11, 2003

Dirt clown 

a douche bag, or a person who has no idea how stupid they actually are.

"look at that kid run around in his clown shoes! what a dirt clown!"
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carraway: " yeah dude, then I TOTALLY threw it in her!"

kyle: "whatever dirt clown"

Dirt clown by asde June 28, 2006

Business Clown

One whos business is to be a clown. This fellow is so zany and/or silly, that it is as if his profession is being a clown, hence the business in business clown

Look at Mike over there, what a business clown!

I-Its not like I like you or anything senpai! B-B-Business clown!

Business Clown by Hack Jarlow August 27, 2020

Chomo the Clown 

A professional chomo who enjoys making special guest appearances at children's birthday parties.

Is he really doing this gig for free? Chomo the clown must really love kids to attend such a wild birthday party free of charge.

Chomo the Clown by Tom J Moore December 14, 2008

Waxing the Clown 

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.

Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.

Waxing the Clown by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008

But I'm not wearing a clown suit 

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

But I'm not wearing a clown suit by conkspotter November 28, 2011