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black bastards 

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.
The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards
black bastards by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011
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Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.
Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."
Bastard by Croatalin December 20, 2013

daughter of a bastard 

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.
Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.
daughter of a bastard by E April 7, 2005

Blasting For Gold

The act of nutting up a girls nostril when she is performing the act of felatio.
Tonya: God ever since I went blasting for gold my sinuses have been acting up
Steve: Yea sorry about that...(not)
Blasting For Gold by jdom1234 February 10, 2008

Bastardised 

A person who becomes a bastard
When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.

Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Bastardised by RKingda July 28, 2015

crooked bastard 

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.
George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!
crooked bastard by jager101 April 28, 2008

slimy bastard 

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness
I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.