Abshire

An loser with a complete disregard for others. Or someone or thing that is a complete waste of time and energy. Can also apply to when a situation goes from bad to worse

"Man this is a real abshire moment"
"Dont be an abshire dude"

by Rob the floss November 1, 2019

absolute rocket

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.

Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

by absolute rocket May 17, 2016

absane

a sick combination of the words "absolutely" and "insane."

the new kanye album is absane. he's got everyone and their mother on it.

by mirizzle December 24, 2007

Absolute Legends

Absolute Legends is a discord server full of the best people on the planet. They always look after each other, care for each other, and it’s a super wholesome place to be. If you want your mood to improve, spend a few minutes there

Person 1: “I’m in the absolute legends discord server”
Person 2: “Wow you’re so cool”

by The basedwiseman August 6, 2021

Absinthe

A liquid containing alcohol that people drink and get blind.

"I drank som absinthe, and now I'm blind, just like Andrea Bocelli"

by Aslak1 January 14, 2009

Absolute

a phrase used when talking about anarcy or when something is going to be out of control.

P1:That shows going to be out of control, its gonna be awesome.
P2: Absolute!

by jude-e December 5, 2001

abstillhurt

Is a adjective used to describe the over excersion of the abdominal muscles. This can happen when you lose your shoe on a metro station, example paris metro. This also happens if you fall down stairs, or get hit by a bus, or have hang with some really dirty ponytails.

"MAN!, what an abstillurtnight"
or
"MAJOR abstillhurtage!"
or as a noun
"my abstillhurt"

by mhairi jessica May 11, 2006