Pulled a Jeanette

When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants

So I pulled a Jeanette today and had to go take another shower

by Tittyanna January 3, 2020

Hunka Piece A JoeBobTrash

Hillbilly Redneck Uneducated

Raybo-bob, you're a hunka piece a JoeBobTrash just like your pa.

by JoeBobTrash March 11, 2003

sweating like a jew

Sweating like a Jew about to go into a concentration camp

He was so afraid the police pulled him over, he started sweating like a Jew.

by Kaiser1215 August 21, 2017

a jason

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

a jesus (said together)

a long period of time, enternally or forever

it's going to take us a jesus to get to the mall from here.

by Morgan June 29, 2004

make a jacket

Jack off, spanking the monkey

She so fine I'm gonna make a jacket!

by Jack Mehoff April 22, 2004

pull a jesus

verb: To act in such a way during sexual activities that one looks surprisingly akin to Jesus Christ on the cross. To do this, one lies motionless with arms spread, making out in such a way that it is commonly confused with gagging.

"I can't believe that Todd would pull a Jesus last night: I guess he was drunker than I thought"

by hugedick April 8, 2009