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jacks willy

Absolutely massive, destroys anything it touches, beware it's property of lish
Have you seen jacks willy what a silly willy
by Tom Norbert June 2, 2017
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Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.
by etcetera16 December 24, 2010
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jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
by Udy February 20, 2009
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Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.
Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.
by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022
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Jack Avery

Jack Avery is the everything and is the explanation of perfect he is part of the band why don’t we and his hair is so lit I live for it aswell as his serially amaZING voice aswell as the rest of the bands voices ❤️
Jack Avery is apart of why don’t we and is amazing!!
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Jack Cortair

Someone who suffers from the effects of Copium. Willing to perform demon time services just to get a couple dollars.
I went back to my apartment and there was Jack Cortair messing around with Peanut.
by DownBadBrad June 30, 2021
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anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.
fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack
by XyferGaming October 4, 2017
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