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The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another
“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory
by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023
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theory-function

A contra-referentialization of speculative realism's theory-fiction in which language (form) and function share a contrapositive relationship.

The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.

Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.

Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
by tomorrowtomorrow November 27, 2018
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3 cat theory

A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.
Tom in the movie relate to the 3 cat theory.
by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018
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Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.
I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!
by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018
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puppet theory

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.
Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.
by michaela45 February 24, 2019
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Mark Kleval Theory

It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
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theory-fiction

Trust as fiction.

Specifically trust as an appearance.

Trust-as-aesthetic.

Trust as an epistemology or structure-of-truth.
Theory-fiction argues that truth is expressed in terms of language and trust is expressed in terms of an aesthetic (structure-of-truth).
by tomorrowtomorrow December 14, 2018
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