Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.

She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.

Micro-squirrel by Michelvis August 1, 2017

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

mouldy squirrel by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017

fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl

That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!

fall squirrel by Rhoward September 21, 2017

glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.

Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.

glitterbox squirrel by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

exploding squirrel 

when a squirrel crosses the street and gets hit.

A squirrel ran across the road, dodged one car, then jumped up and it became a exploding squirrel...because it hit a car of coarse.

exploding squirrel by applejuice time January 9, 2018

hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox

Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

hillbilly squirrel by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

skinned squirrel 

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later

Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.

skinned squirrel by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018