hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox

Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Squirrel Pig

Environmental police officer.

Hey, look a squirrel pig.

by ARVEDA December 14, 2018

Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole

Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm

by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022

squirrel

1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.

Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.

by Monkey Tennis 63 June 28, 2010

Squirrel Brain

Tyler-Jay

Tyler-Jay has a squirrel brain, they can't focus.

by TJ'23 July 25, 2020

squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.

Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.

by Ksuz June 16, 2009

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017