Swamp Donkey

Noun. An extremely unattractive person.

"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".

by Simox August 5, 2011

swamp donkey

a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.

also known in bristol as "swampers"

look at that dirty swamp donkey hes shat himself..

by big skeng October 14, 2011

Swamp

taking out to dinner

"Man, I wanna swamp her!" "Where would you do it?" "Applebees."

by diamondeyes85 October 19, 2011

Swamp Toad

To have a girl give you a blumpkin while you have warts on your dick.

Bob: "Hey did Candy give you head yet?"
Bill: "Yea, and I even had a wart on my dick."
Bob: "Damn, she gave you a swamp toad!"

by Beeeeeeen Doveerrrrrr April 8, 2012

swampadonk

Adjective:
Damp from heat or humidity, well-formed female buttocks; usually resulting in butt feeling or being stuck to seat.

Sitting in a pleather booth in a bar, your girls might complain that their legs and ass are stuck to the seat as in, "Damn, I've got swampadonk."

by beanforreal October 12, 2012

Swagspadrilles

1.Ultimate swagger footwear which have multiple use, and storage a solution for your feet.

2.Ultimate Swagger footwear which look good in any situation.

Damn hes got his dads Swagspadrilles on, hes gonna be looking good tonight, swagwan

by swagfordat July 27, 2012

Swagspansion

Expanding your sense of fashion, essentially swagging out of your comfort zone.

Girl: I think you would look really good in those green shoes.
Guy: But I can't stand the color green, I like red or blue shoes.
Girl: You should get them, it would be great swagspansion.

by dutchswaggimous February 19, 2013