swampadonk 

Adjective:
Damp from heat or humidity, well-formed female buttocks; usually resulting in butt feeling or being stuck to seat.

Sitting in a pleather booth in a bar, your girls might complain that their legs and ass are stuck to the seat as in, "Damn, I've got swampadonk."

swampadonk by beanforreal October 12, 2012

swampdonkey 

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

swampdonkey by Anonymous July 15, 2003

swampdonk 

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

"That swampdonk should really call Jenny Craig!"

swampdonk by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

Swampdonkey 

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

Swampdonkey by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

Swampdonkey 

An ugly or disgusting girl

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys

Swampdonkey by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

Swampdonkey 

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.

"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".

Swampdonkey by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008

swampdonkey 

A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.

She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.

swampdonkey by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004