popcorn pimp

1) A wannabe pimp
2) A pimp with maybe one or two in his stable. Makes a crummy living.

There are too many popcorn pimps on my block.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004

Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009

keeping your pimp hand strong

When a bitch gets outta line, a pimp might gotta get all up in her face. So he keeps his pimp hand strong, slaps her, messes a bitch up.

Pimp 1: Crystal isn't keeping up with her payments, and she was all giving her daddy this attitude.

Pimp 2: So you should be keeping your pimp hand strong! Keep that bitch in line.

by Oliver Klohsoff June 11, 2006

Hamburger Pimp

Character from the 70's era Blaxpoitation film Dolemite. Notable for his use of crack cocaine, knowledge of the ghetto in which he resides, and his ability to obtain hamburgers from the hamburger stand free of charge... because he is indeed a hamburger pimp. Also has his own funky theme song whenever he hobbles around.

Dolemite: Weeell if it isn't the Hamburger Pimp. Say, Hamburger Pimp!

HP: Ayy fella you don't know me man... uhh... who you talking to anyway. Better get on befo' you get jumped on.

Dolemite: Now who's bad enough to do all of that?

HP: Well, me, nigga, me! Man, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day. He ain't sayin nothin.

by Hamburger Pimp July 5, 2009

freight pimp

Jim Honeywell sells cheap freight!

Jim Honeywell is a freight pimp.

by fernie October 27, 2003

party pimp

A person who is very hardcore with partying or is very good at planning parties or plan alot of parties , if theres alcohol at a party theyre usually the ones that bring it
they pretty much look down on emos or people that just lean against the wall or sit in a corner

party pimp: hey guys i brought the beer!

by Joe725 June 25, 2006

chili pimp

n. a pimp who is shivering because he only has one hoe in his stable.

This dude in the mall claimed he was pimping was big time, but he ain't nothing but a chili pimp.

by brookzbadazz April 21, 2009