nobby

a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.

Various nobbys-

"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."

"Do I see my eyes!!??"

"Pick that up, that's loitering!"

" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."

"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."

"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"

by Wagon December 28, 2005

Nobody asked

Nobody asked

Joseph : According to the world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life. If we multiply this by the amount of days in a year (365) there is a total of 985,500,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion)

Adolf: Nobody asked

by Please pull out my ass hairs August 23, 2020

nobar

Asinspacebar,usuallyonofficecomputerslikethisonewherethespacebaristheonlykeyonthekeyboardthatdoesntwork.SeeDilbert.

Thisisanobarsituation.<-----NOBAR

by CVPosauner July 8, 2005

Noblet

A baby n00b. Someone who is not good enough at being bad to even be called a n00b because they suck so much. Used A LOT in First Person Shooters, i.e. Halo 3, CoD4, and CoD5.

#1: "Wow, this guy just threw 2 grenades at me, missed, then tried rushing me with the shotty, all while I was standing still, and I still managed to No-scope him."

#2: "Lol, he sucks so bad, hes not even a n00b."

#1: "I know, what a noblet."

by Fraustophobia May 15, 2009

Nobletooth

The word used to describe teeth, or the lack thereof, for residents of Noblesville, Indiana.

That girl was SEXY, until she smiled and exposed her Nobletooth.

by kk skallywag November 30, 2010

Noble

One who acts selflessly to better the life of his child.

A noble Father, that despite a volatile break-up, pays child support consistently and aids his Ex even more so monetarily with-out hesitation, even though it is not appreciated. A noble Father who literally lives for his child, greatly anticipates the next time he will see his child and loves his child more than life itself. A noble Father who desires much more time and involvement in his child's life to properly parent in the way only a Father can, despite being restricted for no apparent reason other than to be controlled exclusively by his Ex.

by Stabbey October 28, 2010

nobble

Also means to kill something, usually in a funny way... if killing something can be funny?

Claire nobbled the goblin

by Goblin Nobbler's Friend June 8, 2004