Monkey dance 

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

Monkey dance by fuseon March 27, 2015

Monkey Nuts 

Very large, hairy testicles.

Mike has huge monkey nuts.

Monkey Nuts by Sturcy June 13, 2006

monkey slap 

A backhanded slap in the vagina.

Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.

monkey slap by Bananular October 6, 2006

monkey balls 

You stink...or how dumb

You suck monkey balls!

monkey balls by Kiki May 7, 2005

monkey vagina 

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.

Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.

monkey vagina by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

monkey boy 

A little hairy knuckle dragging drunk that does the chimp walk.

Look...there's Jack the monkey boy.

monkey boy by Organ grinder January 22, 2008

Monkey Smalls 

An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.

On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"

Monkey Smalls by Spencer Kaplan February 1, 2005