Madison Park Kid

V. a group or one person that is really slutty. they will do anything to have sex. they are the quintessential whore or douche.

amy: there is this new girl from broadmore here.
Maddie: i thought she was from Capital Hill.
Amy: no she isn't. oh, there she is over there slutting it up on some guy.
Maddie: THAT"S MY BOYFRIEND THAT MADISON PARK KID!!!!

Madison Park Kid by ryot333 April 4, 2011

Death the kid 

A cute boy from soul eater who is obsessed with symmetry meaning of you like him and you're not symmetrical thank u next bitch!

Girl:I really really really like you!
Death the kid: so what you're not symmetrical.

Death the kid by Jokerwise March 6, 2019

shit kid 

someone prone to doing things so stupid that surrounding people have no choice but to laugh. otherwise known as dead shit

couch dont worry about it ur a shit kid

shit kid by neligan May 24, 2006

smart-kid fail 

When the people in high school that are used to getting A+ get a B-. They didn't really fail, they just need to say they failed to justify the B-. This technique also makes the kids who normally get B- and are totally okay with it feel like shit.

"Oh my god, I totally smart-kid failed. I only got a B- on my history final. Now my grade is only going to be an A!!"

"Jeez, I hate those fuckin' losers that complain about smart-kid failing, I'm just worried about not normal-kid failing!"

smart-kid fail by asdfghjklawlz June 19, 2009

Rat Tail Kid 

A kid normally of the male gender who happens to have a rat tail.
As you can tell by his rat tail his parents either don't care or are hoping he will grow up to be some sort of Jedi Knight such as Obi Wan Kenobi.
Rat Tail Kids take offense to other people making fun of them, and as a result have come up with witty comebacks to retaliate.

Person 1-"Hey Watch Out For Rat Tail Kid."
Rat Tail Kid-"You Guys Are Losers!"
Person 2-"That Was Rude Obi Wan."
Rat Tail Kid-"Go Poop Yourselves!!"

Rat Tail Kid by Fallenhero9205 June 25, 2009

Pull up on a kid 

To pull up and hop out and scrap with a nigga.

Nah man, I'll pull up on a kid. He stay running his mouth.

Pull up on a kid by Blaq.tux April 11, 2016

90's Kid 

is the term for a grown man who was born in the late 80's or early-mid 90's who thinks that anything new for kids' programming is not high in quality because they didn't grow up with it or because since they're adults then they have higher standards.

90's Kid: Wow! Adventure Time and T.U.F.F. Puppy suck!
Kid: Why?
90's Kid: Because...because...Because they weren't made in the 90's. That's why!
Kid: You're an idiot.

90's Kid by poper May 26, 2014