Death the kid

A cute boy from soul eater who is obsessed with symmetry meaning of you like him and you're not symmetrical thank u next bitch!

Girl:I really really really like you!
Death the kid: so what you're not symmetrical.

by Jokerwise March 06, 2019

Muffin Time!

ITS MUFFIN TIME AND I WANNA DIE! DIE! DIE! PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE! WHO WANTS A MUFFIN I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE!

IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

by Jokerwise September 10, 2019

Sorry

What people say when they do something bad but half of the time they don't mean it.

I'm sorry that I broke your 1,000 doller rolex

by Jokerwise March 06, 2019