pink jizz 

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.

Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.

pink jizz by Winter Nigga November 19, 2017

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky 

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023

Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory 

This theory is best explained by every time you jizz you are teleported into and alternate dimension. This new dimension is just slightly different from the one you think you know. That being said, this means that you have not been in the same dimension you were born into since the day you first jerked off. Every jizz since then has teleported you into a different dimension. This theory explains why there is such thing as a Mandela Effect.

Shit dude, I just realized that the Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory is a real thing

Inter Dimensional Jizz Theory by Wazzoooo November 20, 2019

Cheese Jizz 

Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.

"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."

Cheese Jizz by PrototypeXt3 March 13, 2009

insta-jizz 

to instanly jizz at the sight, taste, feel, etc of something.

Damn, I saw that chick and I insta-jizzed.

insta-jizz by 1337er than you September 3, 2005

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

holy jizz biscuits by lolicakes September 30, 2010

keyboard jizz 

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa

Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz

keyboard jizz by matsucarianna December 11, 2010