keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa

Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz

by matsucarianna December 10, 2010

keyboard jizz

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.

Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

by dah commie monster October 28, 2013