The Phammer Hammer 

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

The Phammer Hammer by CryoDead December 3, 2019

missouri jack hammer 

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

missouri jack hammer by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Thor's Hammer 

Mixed drink - Beer mixed with mead in a 3:2 ratio.

The name comes from the feeling of being hit by a hammer and only the worthy can pick you up from the ground.

"One large Thor's Hammer please."

"Do you want some magnesium and an infusion with that?"

"Yes please."

Thor's Hammer by dave132 June 2, 2021

Going Ham on the Hammer 

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.

Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "

Going Ham on the Hammer by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021

Bang it with a hammer

A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.

Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer

Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer

Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…

(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang

Bang it with a hammer by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

Thor’s hammer 

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

Thor’s hammer by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Silk and Hammer 

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

Silk and Hammer by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022