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Donald Trump Jr. 

Donald Trump Jr. is the eldest son of President Donald Trump. He is known for his IQ of 73. His cousin, Mary Trump, often refers to him as his stupidest relative. He is so stupid, it staggers people.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Donald Trump Jr.?

Donald Trump: He is by far, the stupidest boy I have ever met!
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donald trump level stupid 

When something is so stupid it surpasses regular stupid, then it's Donald Trump level stupid. It doesn't get much more stupid than that.
John: We should totally go sleep in the haunted house tonight.

Dwight: John, man, that's not just stupid - that's Donald Trump level stupid!

John: Yeah, you're right. What was I thinking?

Donald Trump Syndrome

A very rare syndrome that if you do catch it, you become a twitter obsessed POTUS who gained fame from television and business. It was named after President Donald Trump who was the first one diagnosed with the syndrome
Guy: I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter, so I should run for President
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.

Donald Trump Sex Maneuver 

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"

donald trump tie 

Donald Trump ties are cheap, poorly-made rags that are sold a discount and second-hand stores. People wearing these ties are those who wish they had more in their wallet than just lint. Generally, tie-wearers are wanna-bes who are looking for some attention and something to brag about. In reality, they are just embarassing themselves and all other other tie-wearers around the world.
Hey man! Check out my Donald Trump tie!
Fuck you, I wipe my ass with those Donald Trump ties.
donald trump tie by jarmstrong272 November 11, 2009
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Donald Trump's penis 

Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.

donald trump 2024 

Donald trump is your President well whether you like it or not. Has very orange skin but is awesome. He will become president.
Guy 1- who was the best president of all time

Guy 2-joe Biden

Guy 3- so you like when he sniffs kids!!!
Guys 2- actually Donald trump 2024 is a good president
donald trump 2024 by Ny Trump February 27, 2021