Chinese Thunder Cunt

when you throw somthing as hard as you can and watch it explode.

Dave: dude you totally Chinese Thunder Cunted that stupid fucking baby
Kurt: thanks it was mind blowing finding out how open minded that baby was

by no head cobain April 25, 2025

Chinese

A meme that is tje reason why the PaRappa The Rapper fandom needs to stop.

CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
CHINESE
ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE

by Ametislady December 2, 2018

Chinese Stomp Rocket

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!

Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.

by anonymous September 27, 2020

chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.

-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."

by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth

"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016