piss baby

a not funny person

"Shut the fuck up Pete, you're a stupid piss baby!"
"Dont be a piss baby, John"

by zee? March 31, 2021

baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

Fed Baby

“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.

I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh

by Zee the OG February 24, 2021

2012 Baby

A baby born to parents 9 months after the end of the world in 2012. The parents were most likely drinking and made an excuse to why birth control methods were not needed. The excuse was the 'End of the World Excuse.' Like the baby boomers but larger and more babies. (Also See: 2012 Party)

i. I'm a 2012 Baby cuz my parents were fucking idiots. They thought the world was really going to end.

ii. OMG everybody knows your a 2012 Baby if your birthday is in September of 2012.

by kbates55 May 10, 2009

Habbo Baby

People who go on Habbo and pretend to be babies. Pretty pathetic really. Talk with too many "W"'s in their words and claim to be "Newborn" (some even pretend to be unborn and say to their "Mommies" "Mwe in your twummy") Anyway, they hang around Adoption centres looking for Mommies, they always want H.C mommies and steal their furni and creds, so they can be H.C without even having to pay.

They dress like:
Hair- Bald, or pigtails for girls
Chubby faces with little pink noses
Hoodies (reason- for girls, they have no breasts, boys-no idea)
Shorts or skirt
Bunny slippers

I usually adopt them, then i'm really mean to them. Sometimes they cant stick to being "babies".

(1)
Me: Hello little girl, are you newborn?
Habbo Baby: Wessy
Me; Do you need adopted?
Baby: Wessy
Me: Well, too bad sucka! *hits with baseball bat*
Baby: WAAAAAAAH (10 times)

(2)
Me: Ewww, what an ugly baby
Baby: Mommy!
Mom: It's okay honey
Baby: *sits in your lap and cries*
Me: Pathetic baby *shoots baby*
Baby: *Kicks to floor* Ha ha
Me: Your the most pathetic baby i've ever seen!

(3)
Baby: Will ywou adwopt mwe?
Me: Sure sweetie
Baby: Yaay!
(at home)
Me: *kicks you down stairs*
Baby: Waaaah!
Me: *Jumps on you*
Baby:Mwummy! Stwop! *whacks mummy*
Me: You're crap at pretending to be a baby!
(baby gets kicked)

by Crazysophhun July 15, 2009

pasty baby

a term used for the baby of a charvette (female charver). this is used due to the amount of crums and mess in their pram from their staple diet of greggs (bakery) and crisps which have fallen on to the baby and encrusted onto the pram.

aww look at that little pasty baby, isnt it a shame, poor bairn (baby/child)

by lisa105106 October 26, 2005

38 Baby

Soemone who reps the 38th Street of Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

“No I ain't crazy, so bitch don't try to play me
I'm a 38 baby, go against me I'm a slam them.”

-Youngboy Never Broke Again

by da_modah_troy September 9, 2021