Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

Marshall Applewhite

the most woke person in the world. Founder of Heaven's Gate cult.

I wish Marshall Applewhite would teach me his ways.

by @alltime_low_depression November 7, 2019

Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.

"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"

by vilDOOM December 27, 2020

Brayden AppleSnack

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.

I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission

by Janis1231 December 30, 2020

double apple juggalo juice

Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo

I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.

by Unity Boom April 21, 2022

Red apples

Exes with red flags

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.

by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023

fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.

Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.

by The Rue October 2, 2009