port alberni

Another word for one of those monster shits that make your ass bleed a little and stinks so bad it makes you gag on your own shit.

Man, I took a Port Alberni this morning and had to throw up in the sink while sitting on the toilet.

by ninja_titties May 7, 2009

jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 29, 2006

dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow

man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert

by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007

prince albert

When a male gets his penis pierced. This can go in many ways. It is most commonly done in that the peircing goes up through the bottom of the penis and comes though the urethra. The peircing goes after the head and before the bottom of the foreskin cut off. It is a reletively painless procedure and makes everything better for both parties. aka p.a.

Lee has a P.A.. It is really nice. His girlfriend never wants to stop doing the nasty. It makes her happy lips happy. Go Lee go

by prince April 23, 2003

alblum

An organized series of media, usually in the form of music tracks or photos.

Andy is working on his third alblum.

by Kento September 12, 2006

albino black

someone who is black and white , but is mainly white

that dude is such an albino black.he must be Aaron.

by cool kid women lover1 May 26, 2008

Albert

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018