Lexy_Boy's definitions

Enoch

A wild untamed beast who roams the open fields. They eat animals such as sharks but they were stupid enough to migrate to the open fields. They resort to gnawing on humans. Their scientific name is enoeiesstuepeds.

Person 1: Why is this Enoch biting my leg?
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Colin

Colin can sometimes be charming but most of the time he is very annoying. While you are working, he will search up hot guys. He will change all of your sources into video game references. This is a warning, NEVER work with a Colin.

Guy 1: We need to work on this project!
*Colin is staring at hot guys*
Colin: ohhhh, ahhhhhhh.
Guy 1: oh Jesus.

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Albert

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.

Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Death

It is what we all live for. WE LIVE TO DIE.

Existential crisis yet?

Oh boy I cant wait for death!

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

Alex

Alex is a name. ITS MY NAME. wow such name.

Hi im Alex

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018

FrickTard

This is how you would say, HEY I SORTA HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE aNn0yInG AND StUpId!!!!!!

Guy 1: HEY I SORTA HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE aNn0yInG AND StUpId!!!!!!
Guy 2: Actually, the correct term is, you're a FrickTard.
Guy 1: AHH YOUR SO ANNOYING YOU FRICKTARD

by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is a wild fortnite creature who roams the mobile lobby looking for unsuspecting targets to sweat on. If you encounter him, you are as good as dead.

Pr0G4mEr: Frick dude, I see a Jonathan!
sKiLlzPr0: RUNNN!!!

by Lexy_Boy December 3, 2018