Scottsdale Super-Wife

A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.

The girl getting out of the Porche looks like a Scottsdale Super-Wife

by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024

wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.

Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.

by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022

Wife

people that wanna make you deaf

"Dude my wife makes me wanna commit sucuide"

by SensesRequiem March 6, 2024

2nd Wife Tits

Refers to the "enhanced" breasts of a trophy wife...

My new stepmom has huge 2nd wife tits.

by Iowa boy June 25, 2025

Dutch wife

A poor golf shot that works well.

That shot was a Dutch wife. Ugly but she works.

by BOOMER1212 July 31, 2024

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017

Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

“My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 21, 2023