Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels

This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom

by lordvoldemort87 November 12, 2013

wife sorcery

When a husband doesn't want to do something but his wife wants him to do it, she convinces him to do it.

Ryan didn't want to go to a family get together, but his wife used her wife sorcery on him to convince him to go.

by lordvoldemort87 November 16, 2022