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Water Weasel 

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
Water Weasel by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020

Water wedge 

A golf club that has been tossed into a pond in an explosive temperamental tantrum.
Hey Big G could I use your water wedge for this shot Nick asked
Whats a water wedge? Replied Big G
That club you tossed into the pond the last time we played!! Said Nick
Water wedge by Kid_nic September 17, 2020

Water's Wife 

Water's Wife by Water Wife October 2, 2020

Water yo crops 

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia
I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.
Water yo crops by LilShwampAss October 6, 2020

Water yo crops 

To ejaculate on another persons genitalia.
Im gonna water yo crops
Im going to water her crops.
just watering the crops
Water yo crops by LilShwampAss October 7, 2020

Water Bottle 

TO DRANK WET PUSSY ON THE GO
I WATER BOTTLE THAT GIR LAST NIGHT
Water Bottle by WHITE BUM October 28, 2020