Tooth Fairy Surprise 

When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.

This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.

Tooth Fairy Surprise by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010

eskimo surprise 

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

eskimo surprise by barf September 11, 2008

Mexican Surprise 

A Mexican popping out of your closet during the night and raping you.

Kids from jessica's school

Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"

Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"

Mexican Surprise by sexfiend37 June 21, 2011

dutch surprise 

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

dutch surprise by DOn juan July 30, 2003

tuna surprise 

When a pervert or deviant abuses a large-mouthed fish for sexual gratification, filling it with a substance resembling mornay sauce. An act of grievous fish-abuse.

Did you see that freak out the back of the supermarket? He had his pants around his ankles giving that mackerel a tuna surprise!

tuna surprise by ferrimunt April 7, 2009

Romanian Surprise

Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.

My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.

Romanian Surprise by Murph Stone January 8, 2009

October surprise 

1. When a girl is riding a boy's face like a broom a and the guy is eeating her out. Then hee bites her clit and she says "OW!" And he pops out and yells "BOO!"

Man, last nite was halloween and i gave my girl an October surprise.She loves kinky stuff

October surprise by Bangs McCoy March 26, 2009