Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed

Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?

by 84philv84 February 8, 2025

rolling stone boy

A fuck boy, someone that talks to loads of girls

‘I think I love him’
‘Really? I heard he’s a rolling stone boy’

by Someshitindiebandyouprobsdk November 22, 2017

Stone gay

A rock with smal hair, long toes, and is gay

Wow! stone gay.
*flosses while saying fart in german

by i like turtel November 26, 2019

Stone

Someone (typically in a homosexual relationship) who only gives and doesn’t receive during sex.

The opposite of a “pillow princess”.

“You want some babe?”

“Nah I’m a stone”

by TCG03 January 15, 2022

Stoned

getting/ got (verb);

In a video game, dying from fall damage when it could have been prevented but you fudged it.

Derived from youtuber "StoneMountain64" suggesting to people to manually press your parachute at the last moment to avoid being a target, however in practice it leads to becoming a pancake more often than if you had just used the damn parachute earlier.
The term was created by 'Neebs Gaming' in thier Call of Duty: Warzone animation episode "Fall Damage"

I got stoned, but I know I pressed the parachute button!

by Badjer47 November 24, 2020