British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

British Morning Sock by MsViviette March 31, 2011

morning textness 

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

morning textness by wisdomr March 10, 2011

Good morning, god bless 

The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.

"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.

Good morning, god bless by 15finnsolo May 23, 2018

The pacman good morning 

The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.

1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.

The pacman good morning by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

asain morning cry 

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

asain morning cry by muskie123 June 9, 2009

Moosing 

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

Moosing by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006

moaning michael 

Moaning Michael is a term most commonly used by small, elderly woman on one-day shopping trips when their grandaughters want to go, or used by infested 17 year old blonde boys.

Christopher; "So who's been a moaning michael tonight?"
Sam&Rachael; "It's day time!"
Christopher; "Aye I noticed..."
Rachael; "MY EYEEEEEEEEE!"

moaning michael by sam&rachael March 16, 2008