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Pulls Like Jack The Bear 

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.
Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"

Jack special 

Jack special is where you go into a toilet cubical and urinate on the floor, if you are feeling happy you may also leave excrement on the floor.
Hey guys, i've just finished my jack special in your Nan's toilet.
Jack special by Not_Kebab_Man_6 September 14, 2010

Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.
Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.
Jack Daniels by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008

sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.
Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

jackalope 

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...
Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...
jackalope by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

Jack Bruce 

The bass guitar player and lead singer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest bassests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. Bruce originally played a Gibson SG style bass.
Jack Bruce can sing like no other!
Jack Bruce by John Underwood May 20, 2005