Baked Selfie

Naked Selfie. It started out as an autocorrect mistake. Naked was autocorrected to Baked. The term was then used constantly describe a naked selfie

Hey dude, you wont believe what stephanie was doing last night

"what"

She was taking a baked selfie

by Mocheni Flago June 21, 2014

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014

Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014