Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

fidget jerk

A game when you want to jerk off, you spin your fidget spinner and see if you can finish before it stops spinning

After many times of trying, I finally won a round of fidget jerking

by Lunatic Jerker October 2, 2017

jerkes

people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party

Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"

by Chester Sinatra June 1, 2013

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 3, 2022

Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017

Art-jerking

When a rule 34 artist jerks off to his own art

“My guy, you be art-jerking to your own art so you can’t say anything”

by Startupedition October 1, 2023