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Ur mum gay

Possibly the dumbest insult of all time, it can easily be countered by ‘no u’ but people still say it despite the fact that is has become obsolete
Dumbass: ur mum gay!
Normal and functioning person: no u
Ur mum gay by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

ur dad straight

Virgin #1: Ur dad straight
Virgin #2: No u
ur dad straight by dumbbrickxd November 28, 2018

ur mom libma

"ur mom libma" is an insult used by the internet, which means "your mom has ligma."

Ligma: fake medical term used by people on the internet to target a Twitch user named ninja.
ninja: a user on Twitch that plays Fortnite.
Fortnite: an TPS game
TPS: third person shooter
Tyson: "Guys, we need to stick together and use teamwork!"
Bart: "ur mom libma"
Tyson: "wat"
ur mom libma by pushpush December 1, 2018

ur such a mog 

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot
mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog
ur such a mog by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018

Ur-Mom-itis 

Ur-Mom-itis is a common disease spread by Anthony 101 (you’ll have to get this joke only if you read Anthony 101) To get rid of this disease, Anthony 101 needs to say “Ur mom!” Three times willingly.
AHHHHH I GOT UR-MOM-ITIS!!!!!!
When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom
Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night
Ur mom by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019