Ur mom a fidget spinner

The most fantastic roast of all time. Anyone who says this immediately becomes king. The moment it is spoken grown men cry and women miscarry. The ultimate end to a roast fight

Bob-your mom gae
John-ur mom a fidget spinner

Bob-dies after brain hemorrhage caused by roast

by JasonCOZ April 4, 2018

Ur mom lol xd

1. A shitty phrase to insult someone with.

2. A dead meme.

Jake: "ur mom lol xd"
Mark: "no"

by Le Not June 1, 2021

ur poppa gets the whoppa

Worse than “ur mum gay”, “ur dad lesbian”, and also “ur granny tranny” this is the worst insult in the human race and only a pure intellectual can block this insult, but most of these “intellectuals” will die within the next few hours

Xx-memelord-xX - “ur mum gay”
Vape-lord-nord69 - “no u”
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur daddy lesbian”
Vape-lord-nord69- “no u” (struggling to stand)
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur granny tranny”
Vape-lord-nord69 - “no u” (struggling to breathe)
Xx-memelord-xX - “ur poppa gets the whoppa”
Vape-lord-nord69 - (dies instantly not getting a chance to reply)

by Nate higgers and juck fews March 12, 2018

Ur dads trophy case

1. A insult or roast toward another

2. A simple way to savagely RECK YOUR FRIENDS😈😈💩💩

You can shove it up your dads trophy case!!! Woahhhhh

by 420snappin420 October 28, 2019

ur mom gae lul

the roast with the strength of ten men

dick: u r bich frik u

me: well ur mom gae lul
dick: fucking dies

by u r die April 9, 2021

half past ur mom

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

by martha July 21, 2005

Wanna B Ur Lovr

1) A Weird Al song
2) Where overused pickup lines go to die.

"Dude that line just plain sucks. It belongs in that Weird Al song."

by fang July 8, 2005