Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.

Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.

by waltersplat November 22, 2023

Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.

person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"

by MercuryTV September 14, 2024

my tears ricochet

My tears ricochet is about Taylors stolen albums.
I didn’t have it in myself to go with grace -RED
And you’re the hero flying around saving face - SN
And if im dead to you why are you at the wake? - REP
Cursing my name, -FEARLESS
wishing i stayed -1989
Look at how my tears ricochet- debut

did you know that my tears ricochet is about taylors stolen albums? yes,and did you know its the best folklore song?

by swiftiegirly January 25, 2024

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears

He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions

by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024

Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face

I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.

by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024

Crocodile tears

it means not acc crying that ur faking

Central cee: Crocodile tears u aint even crying why u swearing to God when u do not belive in Christ.

by dd_osmawifee May 28, 2024

maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.

by anonymous July 28, 2024